merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

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Tags: WELL

cats, right? bath time is always a crime scene.

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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normally whole foods is like $13 for me, so getting the hot bar for less than $9 was AMAZING. chicken fajitas, pulled pork, curry cauliflower, spicy green beans, and….egg salad. because fuck it, that’s why.

normally whole foods is like $13 for me, so getting the hot bar for less than $9 was AMAZING. chicken fajitas, pulled pork, curry cauliflower, spicy green beans, and….egg salad. because fuck it, that’s why.

in terms of rustled jimmies, do NOT fuck with my guacamole or my sleep. I have had 3 awful nights of sleep interrupted by awful humans and also my guacamole tried to explode all over my bag this morning. so now I’m eating it ALL for breakfast. I am tired and it’s rainy and gross.

so, here, have more weekend pictures. because it’s time to chug coffee and smile!

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Tags: me

don’t make me go to work tomorrow, ok?

California Benedict featuring avocados and dreamsssss

California Benedict featuring avocados and dreamsssss

good morning, you lil nuggets!

good morning, you lil nuggets!

runningwithguts asked: Ditch the handsome lumberjack; you and I are obviously soulmates. Or better yet, let's all just enter into a polyamorous relationship.

you just want the food! and maybe the beardy cuddles.