is it weird to buy a new dress for a gyno visit? asking for a friend.

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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so I made this casserole and it’s LOVELY but needs jalapeños and probably more of a creamy sauce situation instead of just me dumping 2 pounds of cheese in and hoping.

MORE IMPORTANTLY a caterpillar thing was in the cauliflower or the broccoflower I bought and I BOILED IT AND IM GLAD I DIDNT EAT IT but jesus fuck ew ew ew bugs.

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

I need to lay down for 45 minutes. NO, A FULL HOUR. AN HOUR!

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rosalarian:

coelasquid:

Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

Hell yes.

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honey-oil:

Are skinny girls really angry about what nicki said???? It’s gonna be ok y’all look at a magazine put on some tv literally walk outside there are ppl rooting for you everywhere it’s gonna be ok.

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this is how the lumberjack fixes wine migraines….and I had to share the PRISM OF MEAT on his plate. I mean sure jalapeños and cheese are great but have you had a MONSTROUS HAM TRIANGLE today??

bubbliciousbrie:

If your “body positivity” only includes curvy white girls with flat tummies I want nothing to do with it or you.

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yesterday I had peanut butter for breakfast and a handful of nuts with diet dr pepper for lunch. I felt like a bag of ass and vowed to do better today.

I just had bomb ass tuna (delicious but visually cat-barf-esque) for lunch and today’s breakfast was BEAUTIFUL.

I made my keto cream cheese frosting, squeezed a huge amount of fresh lime juice in it, and topped off my lime yogurt/cheesecake/whatever with cinnamony buttery nut heaven and blueberries. 

HELP nothing will ever be as good again.

yesterday I had peanut butter for breakfast and a handful of nuts with diet dr pepper for lunch. I felt like a bag of ass and vowed to do better today.

I just had bomb ass tuna (delicious but visually cat-barf-esque) for lunch and today’s breakfast was BEAUTIFUL.

I made my keto cream cheese frosting, squeezed a huge amount of fresh lime juice in it, and topped off my lime yogurt/cheesecake/whatever with cinnamony buttery nut heaven and blueberries.

HELP nothing will ever be as good again.

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